Why Flies Come In - my version

It actually has nothing to do with the food. Well, maybe somewhat. But if you think about it, as soon as a fly comes indoors their whole life changes. It’s not peaceful at all – they start getting swatted by papers and shoes and magazines. You have to agree that if they knew what life would be like on the inside they would never go. This is how it happens - a bunch of flies are hanging outside of a house or restaurant. They’re fantasizing about life on the inside. One fly starts talking about his buddy, Bill. “Bill got in. We haven’t seen him since. He’s probably rolling around in filth somewhere. What a life.” As this fly dreaming hits a manic crescendo, the brave one of the group takes a fly line to the door. His buddies never see him again. And they believe it’s because he has flown into paradise